moriarty:

plans for sophomore year of college

  • smoke and drink 
  • study hard
  • fuck bitches every week
  • study hard
  • work out
  • study
  • love myself or cry trying
I bet I can make women much younger than I am lose their minds in six seconds of video that was taken over a year ago.

A hypothetical conversation Robert Downey Jr. must’ve had with himself before allowing this video to be posted on his Twitter and Facebook.

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What is that subtle, come-hither torso move?!  How can he be so hot?!  He needs to be stopped.

#no, he doesn’t

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